No Chocolate Today

Chocolate Ice Cream Joke

July 16th, 2008 by Doro

A woman enters an ice cream parlour and walks up to the counter. She says to the clerk: “I’ll have a scoop of chocolate please.” The clerk responds: “I’m sorry ma’am, we’re all out of chocolate.” The woman replies: “Oh, okay. In that case I’ll have the chocolate.” The clerk decides she must’ve misheard him and repeats more clearly: “We’re all out of chocolate ice cream for today, miss.” The woman cries: “Oh, okay. Sorry about that. I guess I’ll just get some chocolate then.” The clerk, frustrated, says: “Look lady. Spell van, as in vanilla.” The woman says: “Okay… V-A-N.” The clerk says: “Good, now spell straw, as in strawberry.” The woman confidently replies: “Okay, S-T-R-A-W.” “Excellent!”, cries the clerk, “Now spell f**k as in chocolate.” The woman, puzzled, replies: “But there is no f**k in chocolate.” The clerk cries: “THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!”